"Dare to be you"

rotflmao


arabbara:

arabbara:

THE QUALITY OF THE MUSIC IS AMAZING WITH MY NEW BEETS BY DRE!

YOU GUYS KNOW HOW LONG I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS JOKE?!

I BOUGHT THE SEEDS FOR THE BEETS IN APRIL!!!

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yamino:

fozmeadows:

scienceofsarcasm:

Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”

I would love to know what this means.

I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”.

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(This reminds me of Kate Beaton’s comic...)







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suckmygoosefeathers:

I feel really bad for this dude every time I get the notification for another 50 likes.








triumphantshananigans:

yourknightoflife:

fallenpitch:

princssyue:

themelonlordapproves:

Amazing

(OMFG NO

{OMG GUYS}

THAT LAST ONE THO

It becomes too nonsensical NOT to reblog this xD

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salazar: hey everyone just wanted your opinion on something
helga: shoot
salazar: okay what if we get giant versions of our house symbols
rowena: what
salazar: like godric would have a giant lion chilling out somewhere and rowena would have a big canary
rowena: its an eagle
salazar: okay whatever
godric: i dont think uh
salazar: it cant be too hard to find a huge badger
godric: okay dude wtf no this is ridiculous absolutely no giant house symbols
salazar: oh um okay because i kind of uh
helga:
rowena:
godric:
salazar:
helga: what did you do
salazar: NOTHING






greetings:

me trying to flirt with a nerd

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punkrockbetty:

whirra:

i just fucking wanted the one

hahaha

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makanidotdot:

mom jokes