"Dare to be you"

OMG



(Source: sandandglass)







suckmygoosefeathers:

I feel really bad for this dude every time I get the notification for another 50 likes.







breakcorechoirboy:

squarepizza:

im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like

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and then it just goes downhill from there

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jailor:

THESE ARE MY FAVOURITE DOG PICS

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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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do-not-touch-my-food:

Nutella French Toast

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11:21 pm, reblogged by youaremypatronus
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thespinningnymph:

My favorite thing on the internet. Period.

(Source: dicksquadd)

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wanderinginthetardis:

burqalicious:

THE AMOuNT OF secoNDHAND EMBARASSMENT I GET fROM MOvies is uNBELIEVABLE LIKE IF SOMEONE dOES a stupiD thiNG IN A MOVie i have to look away Bc it is Is TOO MUCH FOR ME To HANDLE

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kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck







lilacballad:

magalis:

Idol.

here is the sample she provided of the voice she used omg

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majesticaljeff:

rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer

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thepooppixie:

portugals-satan:

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

American Horror Story 4 : The Table

but if you fart on it…….

(Source: rialxoan)