"Dare to be you"

OMG


wittyandcharming:

muchadoabouttruffles:

Okay, just hear me out for a second.

Muggleborn kid with a talent for magic. Not real magic. Like, sleight of hand magic. And then a prefect catches them doing something like making a ball appear to vanish or whatever, and just loses their shit because this 11 year old kid has utterly mastered Vanishing Spells and what the hell how is that even possible.

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thors-oh-so-jovial:

thors-oh-so-jovial:

thors-oh-so-jovial:

There is a blind man here tuning my piano and he keeps making blind jokes

quote “you know when people ring me up to ask if I can fix their piano I like to tell them i’m so good I can do it without looking”

Sometimes people ask why i became a piano tuner and i tell them its because they wouldnt let me become a pilot

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(Source: spitcastle)







can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

(Source: dicemastaflex)







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taco-bell-rey:

When you finally get to piss after waiting for hours

image

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mishasminions:

Michael Fassbender on his signature pose







miketooch:

notkingkong:

this gets funnier every year 

The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.

(Source: k009)

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jjontronn:

blackmagess:

H O L Y

S H I T

RELEASE THIS TOMORROW

jjontronn:

blackmagess:

H O L Y

S H I T

RELEASE THIS TOMORROW








standhaft:

the-universe-of-justin:

Did Disney think Floridians were some alien race or something.

We are








ja-ll:

this is literally something that could only happen because they’re actually together

(Source: fairestregal)

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(Source: lntimidate)

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